self defense

I was taught a lot of great stuff during the intense self defense training I had - hoping I will never use it. Among the material was something I can think of more as an amusement - I should quote that the instructor said: "some people don't like this" and handed it out with a smile and we giggled in class about it.

The header of the sheet said: SNAPPY RESPONSES. Look at this one:

Abuse:"Why do women always use their beauty, not their brains, to get ahead?"
Response:"Because men can see better than they can think!"